My Guilty Pleasure

It lurks in the dark hallways of the local mall, on the sidewalk at the corner store, in the food court next to Taco Land, and near the bathrooms at the movie theater.  Like one of Pavlov's dogs, I see the blinking lights and hear the sound of the bell and I instinctively start searching, hoping to find a quarter. Just. One. Quarter.

The coin drops and it's activated. For one glorious moment I am transported. I am no longer a fingerless, one eyed, pink, ugly monster, created to serve at Kim's beck and call.  I am a race car driver, a cowboy, a school bus driver, the whole world is my carnival!! I throw my head back and howl at the moon (or at the florescent, flickering Pretzel Hut sign).

How is it that a simple driving mechanism hidden under a vacuum formed plastic cover can do this to me?

My guilty pleasure.

Chick Magnet

Oh yeah. Women. Kim has no idea what a chick magnet I am. I met these two Russian girls while visiting Seattle. Kim was busy in the other room doing a workshop. She had no clue I was getting my pimp daddy on.

The one on the left is Asya and the one on the right is Polina. They didn't speak much English, which was good for me. I like having a chance to be a take charge kind of guy.  They had no clue I was missing an eye, they just thought that I was winking a lot which caused them to giggle constantly.  I helped them find some food and then put them on the train to Portland.  Portland is weird and you can blend in real easy. They'll do well there.

My Name is Meh.

My name is Meh. I have never blogged before, but am excited to start. I needed a place where I could express myself.  I travel around the country with Kim Weitkamp. She is not so bad. Don't bite the hand that feeds you is what I say.

I have one eye. But it has sharpened other senses. For instance, I can now balance on one foot much longer then before.  

The loss of my eye is a hard story to tell, maybe one day I will share it with you.

I hope you enjoy reading my blog. I will try to update each week sharing with you my new adventures. 

Meh.