Vacation, All I Ever Wanted

Recently Kim and I went to the Pacific Northwest.  After nagging her for over an hour, she finally stopped working and took me to the beach. 

I must have made her a little angry because she offered me a straw and told me to go snorkeling. 

She knows, as well as I do, that my peripheral vision is not adequate for that type of adventure. I mean, who knows what lives in that water. If it attacks, I at least wanna see it coming. 

Chick Magnet

Oh yeah. Women. Kim has no idea what a chick magnet I am. I met these two Russian girls while visiting Seattle. Kim was busy in the other room doing a workshop. She had no clue I was getting my pimp daddy on.

The one on the left is Asya and the one on the right is Polina. They didn't speak much English, which was good for me. I like having a chance to be a take charge kind of guy.  They had no clue I was missing an eye, they just thought that I was winking a lot which caused them to giggle constantly.  I helped them find some food and then put them on the train to Portland.  Portland is weird and you can blend in real easy. They'll do well there.

My Name is Meh.

My name is Meh. I have never blogged before, but am excited to start. I needed a place where I could express myself.  I travel around the country with Kim Weitkamp. She is not so bad. Don't bite the hand that feeds you is what I say.

I have one eye. But it has sharpened other senses. For instance, I can now balance on one foot much longer then before.  

The loss of my eye is a hard story to tell, maybe one day I will share it with you.

I hope you enjoy reading my blog. I will try to update each week sharing with you my new adventures. 

Meh.