An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Bull pucky. An apple a day will keep you broke. iPhones, iPads, iPods, Nanos, Shuffles, Mac, iTunes, I could go on and on and on. I love the iPad and iPod because you don't need fingers to use them...which is a very handy little feature considering my appendages or lack there of.
Like Eve, unable to resist the temptation of the apples sweetness and promised powers, I plucked an Apple from tree. I purchased an iPad. Sure enough, a few weeks later, another one came out. A better version, a hotter version, a quicker version. It's a vicious cycle of feeling cool and then feeling outdated. Soon Apple will have to come up with iMeds. Medication to treat the depression we experience from technical peer pressure caused by the Apple tree.
Apple, the fruit of good and evil.
