Farm Fresh Goodness

Do you know how many tourist attractions there are in the U.S.?  Thousands. And where does Kim stop? Disneyworld? Noooo. Hershey Park? Noooo.  Seaworld? Noooo.

She stops at the Bob Evans Farm in Rio Grande, Ohio. Whoopty doo. She made me stand in front of this windmill while she took my picture. Then she bought a cow hat and some sausage and kept talking about farm fresh goodness and animal well being. Sounded like a cult or something.

If she starts making me where a fanny pack, I'm quitting and getting another job.