Trust Me

So, Kim and my shrink (who will not stop staring at me) decided that it would be good for us to do some trust building exercises.

First, they blindfolded me and made me walk through an obstacle course of thumbtacks.  I was led only by Kim's voice. It wasn't that bad. I was actually starting to think that this might work...that maybe, there was hope for us yet.

Then they told me to stand on the edge of a two foot high precipice and fall backwards. Kim was supposed to catch me, but her iPhone rang while I was in midair.

Yeah, we are back to square one.

Yes Man

Last week we were home for a few days and Kim told me that I would be working in the office for a couple of hours. I don't mind doing office work, even though I do feel it is a waste of my personality, but I do mind working with the other guy she has in there.

Hey, I'm a team player just like anyone. Move my cheese, positive thinking, influencing people stuff? Love it. But at some point you have to put your foot down. This guy is just too much.

No opinion. No point of view. All day, just agreeing with anything she says. Makes me look bad.

I hate yes men.